rickyisms: “sasparilla”

tinarannosaurus:

"No, my name is … Dina."

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Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction
sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat